Toutes ces choses à faire avant de raccrocher les crampons

Je suis tombé sur FUMBBL sur ce post qui liste tout plein de choses à faire à blood bowl, certaines plus difficiles que d'autres, certaines assez marrantes. J'ai particulièrement aimé les achievements relatifs aux différentes races : Rater 5 jets d'animosité en 1 matches avec les Chaos Pact ou gagner avec un roster Ogres sans ogre

Bref, ça m'a fait marrer alors je vous le fais partager. (C'est en anglais)

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Games

Easy! Easy! - Has won a game 5-0.
Good/Great/Superb/WOW - Has won 100/200/500/1000 games.
Reverse Picker - Has won a game playing up 390TV.
Better than Average - Have a 75% win/ loss record.



Opponents

Giant killer - Has beaten a player with 180cr
Revenge - Beat a player with a 5/0/0 or better VS record
Bow to the Master - Has beaten an Admin
Now I am the Master - Beat the first active person who beat you 5 times
My Bunny is… - Have a 10/0/0 record vs someone


Bashing

Multiblocker - Has killed two people with a single multiblock.
Equal Opportunity - Has killed one of every race.
Slaughterer - Has killed one of every position – complete grid.
Supernova - Has killed a star player.
Big Bang - Has killed every star.
Early Retirement - Has killed a legend.
Unnecessary Violence - Has killed a player by fouling turn 16.
Suicide Squad - Kill yourself and your opponent by a both down.
Showboating - Injure every opponent player
Carnage - Kill 5 players in a match.
Grandpatricide – Kill a grandfathered player


Passing & Intercepting

Kack Handed Genius - Complete an AG1/2 Longbomb
Brown Bounce - Score with a bounce pass.
Now You See It - Score with a Dump Off.
12th Man - Pass into the crowd then score on the same turn.
Plucking Hell - Intercept needing a 10 or more.
Not Again - Intercept three times in one game.
We can all QB - Get completions with 6 players in a match
Greatest of Ease - Intercept then pass for a TD without moving.
He’s at the 20 the 10….TD - Score with the ball in your own end zone.
I Didn’t See It - Passblock to intercept twice in one match.
Snow Joke – Get 5 completions in a Blizzard.


Fouling

Relentless - Foul on all 16 turns.
Self control - Get the ref on turn 1 with 2+ Dp then don’t foul.
REF!! - Have 5 players sent off in the match.
I’ll Show You How - Foul every turn with the highest spp player left.
Paul Hicks - Average 12 fouls a game for 20 games.
FIFA – Bribe the Ref 5 times in a match.
Rage Quit – Foul 20 teams into retirement.


Clever Plays

Pushed On - Score 1 turn TD with an MA 6 player (no blitz)
Complex - Score with 2 dodge, 2 block, a pass and hand off
Torn Apart - Surf 4 players in one turn.
Less than One Turn - Score on a blitz kick off result.
Dodgy Play - Score needing to make 8 or more dodges.


Player awards – Single Player must get in a Single Match

Larsson - Get a Larsson (cas, comp, int, td)
Perfect Larsson - Get a perfect Larsson (as above with MVP)
Frenzy - Cause 5 cas in one match
Quarterback - Make 5 completions in one match
One Turning Scum - Score 5 TD in one match



Player awards – Lifetime

Back Story - Have a bio for a player of more than 1000 words
I Cannot Die - Get a player with -ma, -st, -ag, -av, n or worse!!
Superhuman - Get a player with +ma, +st, +ag, +av
Passer - Have a player with 100 completions
Basher - Have a player with 100 casualties
Finisher - Have a player with 100 TDs
Interceptor - Have a player with 25 interceptions
All Rounder - Have a player with 25cp, 25 cas, 25td, and 5 int
Transfer King - Have a player that has plays for 3 teams.
My Knee – Have a player with 5 niggles.


Team awards – Single Match

Teamwork - Every member of the squad gains at least 1spp
Off the Gas - Be cleared from the pitch but still win.
Shared Around - Score with 5 different players.
Come Back Kings - Win from 2 behind at half time.
Skilled Up - 5 or more players gain skill rolls.
That Boy’s got Talent – Skill and hire two journeymen in a game.


Team awards – Lifetime

Galacticos - Have 5 active legends in a single team.
Tenacious - Recover the team from 6 or less players.
Long Lived/Legends - Play 500/1000 games with one team.
Well Known - In chat and say your team name 5 \o/’s = badge
Rich - Have a treasury of 500,000gp (Not through handicaps)
Hard - Have a TV of more than 3000
Bashy - Team cas of more than 1000
Passy - Team completions of more than 1000
Scory - Team TDs of more than 1000
Intercepting Kings - Team Ints of more than 200
Fandabydosie - Have a team with 18ff

Famous Teams

Awe and Wonder – Play and beat 5 of the following teams:

Deathgerbils Revenge
Nandorins
11 Thugz
Terrifying Anarchists
Sleeper in Metropolis
Hellbound Charioteers
Fighting Hellfish
Competative eaters
Blood Falcons
Divine Assassins
Trees
Fluffy Kittens and More
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Sneaky Plans
Rhazgul's Judgement
Beedogs

Shelved – make an opponent retire a team with at least 250 games.
Fan Factor – Have 50 coaches declare themselves fans of your team.


Fumbbl Fun

Punditry – Have Zen master Blog Rater and Writer Awards.
Always a Prat – Have a 5.9 Rated Blog
Poll Pot – Have 300 coaches answer your poll.
Published – Have an article in the GLN
This could be fun – Start a league
There are enough coaches – Play 100 B Games
Griddled – Complete your Grid
Stunted Development – Play 100 Stunty Games
They love me, they really love me - Get 50 Buddies
Reporter – Comment on 50 games.


Smack Talk – Make your boast in public!!

I Choose You - Nominate a player then kill him in the match
Fixed MVP - State exactly who will score your hat-trick
One handed - State you will win 3-0 with no cas against
Its Mah Ball - State you will clear the pitch.
High Stakes - Loser retires his team (you must win for badge)


Lucky Git

1/36 - Pow a blodger with the ball, -2db no tackle.
666 - Make a play to score needing three 6’s
Numerical Advantage - Cas 5 players at a kick off
My Fans!! - 5+ opponents stunned on pitch invasion yours=0
Blitzer - Get a 3+ favourable blitzes
Favourable Bounce - Ball bounces off 3 opposing players onto yours
Untouchable - Player blocked with 10 dice without falling (1tn).
Rolling on Up - Play through the game without needing a reroll. (no concessions)
My Ref - Ref ignores 8 consecutive fouls
Magical Mastery - remove five or more players with one fireball


Unlucky Bastard

Diced - Break something in real life in frustration
Gone Tripping - Fail a GFI to score twice in the same match
Nothing I Can Do - Roll 10 1s or skulls in a row.
… - Roll 6 skulls on a single block.
That’s got to hurt - Have a 100sp+ player killed by a rock.
GET UP!! - Fail 6+ KO rolls in one go.
Saw Bonehead - 3 consecutive apothecary results get you worse injuries.
Fractured - Fail 6 consecutive regens.
NOOOO!! - Kill an AG 5+ player on a failed dodge.
Wilting – Have 6 players refuse to play because of the heat.


Crazy Skills

Big but Graceful - Leap Blitz with a Big Guy for a cas.
So Uneccessary - 5+ players on a non Slann team with Diving Catch
Not Playing That - Have 4 players in a team with claw/mb/po
Changer of Ways - Have a player with 5 mutations.
Popularity Contest – Have 3 players with Fan Favourite.
WWF – Have 5 players on your team with wrestle.
Boing Boing – Have 3 players with AG2 and Leap.
Follow the Leader – Have 5 players with Shadowing.


TTM

Full Belly - Has eaten 10 goblins
Perfect Fling - Has scored by a TTM directly into the end zone
Sniper - Has killed a player with a thrown team-mate
Greet the Fans - Has thrown a team-mate into the crowd.
Bug Your Opponent - Score 3 TTMs in one match.


Very Hard – Your opponent must play normally

Lone Ranger - Has scored with one player on the pitch.
Major Upset - Has won a major tournament.
Non Contact - Win a game with only you not blocking.
Stuck in the Mud - Win a game making no dodge rolls.
Piggy in the Middle - Win a game passing every turn you have the ball
Blast em - Kill two players with a single wizard.
Right the First Time - Win 5 consecutive games with no rerolls.
Knocked Down - Win without standing any players up.
Closed Shop - 25 games with a team buying no extra players.
Bland is Best - Get a 2000tv team using only linemen.


Impossible

%100 Complete - Complete everything in this thread.
(B)loody Hard - Complete your (B) Grid.
Divorce worthy - Play 5000 games with one team.
True Legend - Have an active player with 1000spp
Divine - Make everyone agree about t16 fouling.


Race specific

Necromantic

He’s Back - Rez a player then kill another with the zombie in the same game
Flesh Gordon - Score twice in a game with a Flesh Golem
Wight Wash - Get a td, cas and a comp with both wights
I Lych it - Surf and score in a single blitz with a wolf
GHOOOOOL – Have 2 ghouls over 100spp


Orc

Communal Larsson - Have 1 BO score, 1 cas, 1 complete and 1 int.
AG2 FTW - A Black Orc dodges, picks up and completes.
Deadly Wave - Cause a cas with all four blitzers.
Last Resort - Score 50 Td with a gobbo
Star Quality - Play a game having hired 5 stars.


Chaos Dwarf

Bull Dozer - Win 10 games with no Bull Centaurs
Hob Gob - Get a legend Hobgoblin
Chucked Up - Have a strong arm, accurate big guy with 20cps
Block Head - Score two TD’s in 1 game with CD Blockers
Fire in the Hole - Score a TD with Zzharg Madeye’s Blunderbuss


Amazon

Short Handed - 20 games vs Dwarves with a winning record.
Pretty as a Picture - Populate your team with hot women pictures
Strong Woman - Cause 50 Cas with an Amazon.
Reinforcements - Hire Zara and have her kill a Mummy.
Hard Task - Play 20 games at 200+ Ts with a 60% win ratio.


Khemri

Not Evil - Win 10 games with no Tomb Guardians
Slow and Steady - Score with two Tomb Guardians in a game
Skelator - Make a Legend Skeleton
Quick and the Dead - One turn with a Blitz-Ra
Just Wrong - Retire an AG4 Khemri uninjured on principle.


Goblin

REALLY stupid - Fail all boneheads for 3 consecutive turns.
Gobbled Up - Have 2 gobbos eaten in one game.
Carnage – Kill three players with secret weapons in a match
Small but Deadly - Cause 50 cas with a gobbo
Grab It - Have 5 players with Diving Tackle


Halfling

Did that Branch Move? - Kill a player with a rooted Treeman.
Evil Fling - Kill a player on a -3db.
Super Fling - Get 3 Kills with a fling in one game.
Oi Dats My Leg - Make 5 consecutive stunty dodges.
Dirty Beggers - Have a team with 5 or more DP.


Dwarf

Flattened – Cause 3 cas with a Deathroller in a game
So… much… Guard - Put out 11 players with guard for a drive.
Unlikely - 1 Turn with a Longbeard
Honourable Death - Have a TS kill a player using dauntless, then die.
Mustn’t Grumble - Have a team with 50 games but no retirements


Pro Elf

Unusual - Get a 3000 TV Elf Team
Clear! - Clear the pitch of an AV9 Team
Star Player - Legend a Catcher
Nasty - Field a team with 6 Mighty Blows
Never Been Done - Win an Elite Smack


Dark Elf

Cauldron of Blood - Kill two players in a match with a witch elf
Multistab - Kill and Injure 2 opponents with a single stab
Small Beginnings - Legend a Linesman
Fratricide - Kill/SI 100 High Elves
Tackles a Must - Field an all Blodge Team


High Elf

Out of Position - Get 50 Cp with a Dragon Warrior.
Death Star - Hire Prince Morian and get him killed.
Actually Challenging - Make 50 Completions with a PW in 15 Games
Fight the Good Fight - Kill/SI 100 Dark Elves
Brutal Elves - Cause 9 casualties in a match


Wood Elf

Hard and Fast - Cause 50 cas with a Wood Elf Catcher
Boing Boing - Field 6 Players with Leap
Score Quickly - Get a Wood Elf to 51spp in 5 games
Just Another Woodie - Make a Larsson with Jordell
5-0 is too easy - Win a game 7-0


Lizardmen

Speedy Geckos - Play 25 games with no Sauri and a winning ratio
What a Tale - Kill a player because of Prehensile Tail
Blow Dart - Kill a Str5 + player with a skink.
5 to Pick up - Score 50 td with a Saurus
Cold Blooded - Legend a Skink


Undead

Smack Talk - Win a smack without the Count
Bigger Brothers - Kill/SI 3/4 Tomb Guadians on a Khemri team
Who Needs Regen - Legend a Ghoul
Wight On - Get a Wight to 51 Spp in 15 games.
Horde Mentality - Score 3 touchdowns with Zombies in a game


Skaven

No Weaklings - Play 25 games with no GR and a winning record
Plague Rats - Play 4 rats with foul appearance.
Expendable - Win when suffering 8 casualties
Mighty Mouse - Get a Str 5 Rat (not ogre)
So Fast - Win 6-0 with all four gutters scoring.


Ogres

Duh - Bonehead 5 ogres in a single turn.
Surprise!! - Win a game with no Ogres.
Pro-phalatic - Give all your Ogres Pro.
Big and Brawny - Cause 50 cas in 10 games.
Lupone’s Little Brother - Legend a Snotling


Vampire

The Munchies - Bite 6 thralls in one match.
Off for a Feast – Fail 12 OFAB rolls in a game.
Thrall Power - Make a Legend Thrall
Burn the Rerolls - Play 6 Vamps on the pitch for a game
Look into my Eyes - Successfully gaze 3 players then score


Rotters

Going Nowhere - Tentacle 5 players for a turn with no escape
Arm and a Leg - Make a Warrior with long legs and extra arms
Survivable - Give five team members +AV
Beast Lord - Make a Legend Pestigor
It’s Lodged Somewhere - Score 10 Tds with your Beast.


Humans

Reikland Reavers - Hire Griff and Zug and win
Lithe and Speedy - Score 20 TD with a catcher in 10 games
Blitz! - Score with all four Blitzers
Vanilla - Legend a Linesman
Ornery Ogre - Make 15spp for an Ogre in a match

Norse

Unexpected - Play 6 Blodge players in a game
Early Risers - Cause 40 Cas in the first 10 games
Feign Death - Kill a player jumping up from prone
Bezerkers – Surf 6 players in a match.
First! - Win a Legend Smack


Chaos

Banzai - Play 4 leaping Chaos Warriors
Star Foul - Kill a player fouling with Borak
Tough Carriers - Only score with CW for 10 games (win. ratio)
No use Crying - Make 10 teams Retire
The Number of the Beast - Legend a Minotaur


Chaos Pact

I HATE YOU! – Fail 5 animosity rolls in a game
Trouble comes in Threes – Have each of your big guys kill an opponent in a single match
Renegades – Score with all three renegades in a single game
The Balls too small – TTM twice in consecutive turns to score
Deadly Midget – Cause 25 cas with a goblin.



Slann

Bounce bounce bounce – Leap into the endzone to score a TD three times in a single match.
Overkill – Give Leap to your Kroxigor
Godhood - Legend a catcher
Master race – Kill 50 Lizardmen
It’s a Kind of Magic – Win a Smack with Slann


Underworld

Power of the Warp – Field a team where everyone has at least one mutation.
Underhand tactics – Have 5 players with sneaky git.
Inferiority Complex – Play Skaven 25 times, and have a winning record against them.
Warpstone Insanity – Get 5 randomly chosen mutations on your troll
My Precious – Win a Smack with Underworld.